wanking chariot
the bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.
c ‘ya lads, im off to my w-nking chariot to go and knock one out.
bed. may or may not specifically suggest the use of said bed for onanism.
i’m off to do a couple of laps in the w-nking chariot.
uk ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of w-nking / masturbation / pulling one off. although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.
he doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his “w-nking charoit”
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