wanking ears
‘w-nking ears’ is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one’s hearing while they are masturbating. this is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarr-ssing experience. even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your “w-nking ears”, and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the p-rnographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.
similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
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