wankport
internet connection, usually via laptop, personal computer.. can be used to access services other than pr0n.. (theoretically)..
john was just about to lose his mess when all of a sudden the faptop shut down and proceeded to install a much needed windows upgrade (sarcasm)..
his w-nkport now out of commission, john was forced to thumb through the next catalogue ladies underwear section for emergency wrist fodder..
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