wankspoon
a spoon mostly used for w-nking.
sh-t! i found jerry’s mom drinking from my w-nkspoon!
an oddly shaped spoon, usually used for masturbating.
“oh god, i’ve got morning wood. better get out the old w-nk spoon,” muttered jimmy.
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