wankster

someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don’t know anything about being a ganster.
dexter yee, that w-nkster, said, “fasho, yo, mo’ fo'” when trying to impress nick honda, the gangster.
gagnster wannabe.
that’s not how you spell my name samuelle! man, you’re such a w-nkster!
a phoney gangster.
dude, you are such a w-nkster!
1) wanna be gangster

2) if you’re from the new orleans metro area you know west bank cats as w-nksters or maybe even w-nkers, from “the w-nk”, or the west bank. this can be negative or positive; many west bank people indulge in being reffered to as such because they’re reppin their hood (such as the way i like being called a honky or cracker because i’m proud of being white), on the other hand west bank people are usually stereotyped as lower-cl-ss or just not as in style as the rest of us :-p
a wannabe gangster, usually 12 years old.
that kid is the biggest w-nkster.
when a poor male (or female) hamster is taken and used for masturbation purposes by violating it in the r-ct-m and then cupping its body in one’s hands while tossing it until -rg-sm is obtained.
a variation on the w-nkster is performed by turning the hamster inside out (usually once the hamster is deceased) and then using it as described above. this creates a ‘nice’ furry sensation around the p-n-s.
warning: both of these methods of masturbation may hurt the hamster and a hamster should never be used for protection during v-g-n-l or -n-l intercourse.
‘yo man, p-ss me the hamster, i could do with a w-nkster’
‘i tried to use a hamster on her but she said she may still get pregnant’
‘that hamster looks like road kill. i think we both know what should be done with it’
noun:

a combination of w-nker and gangsta. one who is emulating the mannerisms of african-american urban street culture poorly. typically used to describe a teenage rural caucasion amateur rap artist with little to no talent; though it is not implicitly race, age, or geographically limited.
skeeter: so jeff- i mean ‘mc white-out’, my bad- hows life in kansas as a newly emerged w-nkster?

je…- mc white-out: aw dawg why you doin’ me like that? sheeet mang, word.