Wanna be MILF
a teen girl who hopes to get pregnant in hopes to be labeled a milf. this occurs when young girls feel that babies are trendy and cool. celebrities with many kids and movies glorifying milfs created an army of wanna be milfs.
in this context babys are like purse dogs
milf: “i am so glad i still look hot at 32 after having a baby”
guy: “angelina jolie is such a milf”
teengirl “babies are soooo cute i want to have one so i can be super s-xy and cool. i will be the hottest milf at 15”
guy: “you are such a wanna be milf, i will knock you up so i can be a fly baby daddy tho”
a married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave qb, ben roetlisberger. she spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on ben’s official site. her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. unfortunately, the wanna be milf is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. the wanna milf continues to post “ben is hot” threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
the wanna be milf is jealous because ben has a new girlfriend.
the wanna be milf insisted she looked like jessica alba when in fact, she looked more like theodore from the chipmunks.
a married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave qb, ben roetlisberger. she spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on ben’s official site. her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. unfortunately, the wanna be milf is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. the wanna milf continues to post “ben is hot” threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
the wanna be milf is jealous because ben has a new girlfriend.
the wanna be milf insisted she looked like jessica alba when in fact, she looked more like theodore from the chipmunks.
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