Wanna Hook Up With Me?
highly fictionalized and exaggerated “autobiography” of eric j. w-ng, asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iphone, that is sold on amazon.com
summary:
eric w-ng is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life’s aspiration come to fruition. every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. but at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-cl-ss, asian male to the diamond liger king.
how does he do it? what makes him tick? this mostly autobiographical work tracks eric’s transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have s-x with every hot chick he encounters. it is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves – a fat-shredding bad-ss who’s first and foremost true to himself and his best friend phu.
honest review:
“wanna hook up with me? is garbage. poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a s-xual predator. avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. this book proves any moron can write a so called ‘book'”
wanna hook up with me? is garbage!
wanna hook up with me? is the bible of s-xual predation!
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