wanna root


kiwi mating call, often found on nzdating.com and commonly used by beer-bellied, shaven headed gits, wearing black jeans and marilyn manson t-shirts to fat unattractive women that couldn’t possibly score anyone sober/normal.
bloke: “wanna root?”
desperate fat chick: “yeah, go on then.”
bloke: “ok. let me finish this bottle of woodstock first.”

-frantic copulating session ensues-

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