wannabe badass

a stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. these types of people often think they’re ”gangster” or ”street kids”, when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. they’re often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. while these people try so hard to act bad-ss (in which they aren’t), they’re actually the types that a bad-ss would stand up to and tell them to get a life. because these people dont dig what a bad-ss is. a bad-ss does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. these people are the opposite of what they’re trying to be, bad-ss.
wannabe bad-ss: now i’m going to prove how bad-ss i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(approaches a bad-ss kungfu fighter)

wannabe bad-ss: hey you f-ggot! i’m a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

bad-ss: you’re not a gangster. you go to school and have never been in a gang. and no i don’t want to fight you, i don’t fight the weak.

wannabe bad-ss: i’m not weak man! f-ck you, man! i go to fitness every sat-rday, man! you’re the one who’s weak, man! come on, you wanna fight me or not?
bad-ss: are you r-t-rded? i just told you, i dont want to fight you. and going to fitness only on sat-rday will not make you stronger.

wannabe bad-ss: ok, that’s it, i’m gonna f-ck you up
bad-ss: (punches wannabe gangster down on the ground with one fist)
wannabe bad-ss: (whines like a girl) aaaaawww. f-f-ck you. aaaahaaaw. stop, stop, ok, i admit, i’m a p-ssy, just don’t hit me anymooooore (moans)
bad-ss: didn’t i say i didn’t want to fight you? now dont ever do that again.
2 more definitions
someone who thinks the’re a bad-ss. usually people who think they’re “hardcore” or “punk”. they make fun of people. kinda like bullys. they think their tuff sh-t; but they’re nothing but posers.

see: wannabe, poser
wannabe bad-ss: ooh! look at me! i’m such a bad-ss, ’cause i make fun of blah blah blah…
a stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. these types of people often think they’re ”gangster” or ”street kids”, when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. they’re often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. while these people try so hard to act bad-ss (in which they aren’t), they’re actually the types that a bad-ss would stand up to and tell them to get a life. because these people dont dig what a bad-ss is. a bad-ss does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. these people are the opposite of what they’re trying to be, bad-ss.
wannabe bad-ss: now i’m going to prove how bad-ss i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(approaches a bad-ss kungfu fighter)

wannabe bad-ss: hey you f-ggot! i’m a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

bad-ss: you’re not a gangster. you go to school and have never been in a gang. and no i don’t want to fight you, i don’t fight the weak.

wannabe bad-ss: i’m not weak man! f-ck you, man! i go to fitness every sat-rday, man! you’re the one who’s weak, man! come on, you wanna fight me or not?
bad-ss: are you r-t-rded? i just told you, i dont want to fight you. and going to fitness only on sat-rday will not make you stronger.

wannabe bad-ss: ok, that’s it, i’m gonna f-ck you up
bad-ss: (punches wannabe gangster down on the ground with one fist)
wannabe bad-ss: (whines like a girl) aaaaawww. f-f-ck you. aaaahaaaw. stop, stop, ok, i admit, i’m a p-ssy, just don’t hit me anymooooore (moans)
bad-ss: didn’t i say i didn’t want to fight you? now dont ever do that again.