Want a cookie?
another way of saying “i don’t give a f-ck” commonly used by middle school children and dumb-ss freshman.
fred: dude, my b-lls dropped today!
tim: wow, want a cookie?
sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that n-body cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can’t really respond to. rarely used irl; most commonly used on internet forums.
poster 1: i got a papercut yesterday.
poster 2: …want a cookie?
the nice way to say, i like you, but i don’ t care. at all.
girl 1: i saw our french teacher today!
girl 2: wow, want a cookie?
girl 1: sure, what kind?
another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have s-xual relations. usually all the way to intercourse.
guy and girl are hanging out in bedroom
guy: i’m bored
girl: want a cookie?
s-xual relations ensue
what you say to someone after being really fat. (not litterally obese but like eating two lunches and still beig hungry)
david b.:(staring)
tatiyana r.:stop looking at me youf-kin-ss hole!
david b.:chhu-un tric-want a cookie!?!
tatiyana r.:huh???-yes -whining-
kha’shea h.:hahahahahahahahahahahah…..-inhales- aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
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