Wapo
a slang word for “wapanese”.
wapanese people, or wapos, can be anyone who is not from j-pan, and for some odd reason has a strange obsession with this island. many of these people may be in their early teens, trying to “find” them self, or they may be 40 year olds who still have never gotten laid.
some say the origin of the word “wapo” may come from putting the words “white”, “j-panese”, and “psycho” all in one whole word.
you may be a wapo, if this is how you describe yourself:
1. you watch anime at least 6 hours each day.
2. you have made an amv youtube video.
3. you’ve tried to speak j-panese through watching anime, but the only words you can actually comprehend are “baka”, “hai”, “ittakimasu”, “watashi”, and “kawaii”. you then give up on learning j-panese about a week or so later.
4. you stalk asian girls(sometimes boys), just to smell their “oriental” aroma.
5. you’ve pretended to be at least 25% j-panese.
6. you want to marry naruto one day, no matter what gender you are, or no matter how much of a fictional character he is.
7. you make it your goal to move to j-pan, even if the j-panese hate foreigners of their country.
wapo-boy: hi, derek-chan! how are you doing today?! darrrr… i love your abercrombie shirt! it’s so kawaii! i always get so nervous around you, derek-chan! we should watch some yaoi together!
derek: eww you sick wapo! get away from me!
wapo-boy: you baka!!!
derek: umm…ok…shrinkle d-ck!
short for water polo. water polo. also known as wopo.
hey man, i’ll see you later i have wapo practice.
nickname for the washington post; frequently used in political chatrooms
the wall street journal is edited for those who run the world; the wapo is edited for those who think they run the world; the old gray lady is edited for those who think they should run the world.
to dance, party.
referenced in the 2008 movie, mamma mia, by donna and the dynamos: “dynamos! dynamites! sleep all day, and wapoo all night!”
a way for drunk or high people to find things when their vision is blurred. echo location.
dude. where is everyone? wapo wapo wapo wapo wapo. oh there you are.
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