war axe
a fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a “battleaxe.”
old man rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. he’s a freaking war axe
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