War Hero

that one friend who always has a story better than yours no matter the circ-mstance.
you – “i once met brad pitt.”

war hero – “yeah, i f-cked brad pitt’s sister…a lot.”
a person is jumps on a grenade. these people are normally wounded in action received the shear ugliness of the ‘nade that they deserve a purple heart. if a grenade jumper jumps on so many ‘nades, he will win a medal of honor for going above and beyond the call of duty. actually war heroes from wars are to be respected. this kind of war hero is laughed at but you want him around to be the grenade jumper that allows you to mac on a hot chick.
dude, i saw that chick that came from your room. ha. she had a m-ffin top and a camel toe. d-mn man. heres a medal of honor. i salute you war hero.
that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable -sset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.
roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.

doger: yea

roger: we have to some our ch-r-s first and shovel some dog sh-t in my kennels

doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.

roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.

doger: (in his own mind: what???). okay be right over.

roger’s wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??

doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.
a term used to describe naval aviators who can’t fly for sh-t, who keep crashing their planes or getting shot down and who spend the next several decades bragging about it.
“john mccain is a war hero.”