War of the Roses
a romantic clash of any sort; dramatic and exaggerated struggle between multiple parties over love affairs and inter-personal attractions within everything from a few individuals, to groups of friends, to complete strangers.
jake: man this summer has really been a war of the roses, hasn’t it?
mark: yeah, trudy and her friends gave tommy h-ll for dating kristie.
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