war over religion
a fight over who has a better imaginary friend
(the christians and the muslims meet on the playground one day)
christians: “g-d is better than allah, he has laser vision!”
muslims: “uh-uh allah is better, he can fly!”
(they then procede to bomb the h-ll out of one another)
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