War Room


noun – in a political campaign, it is the location of the 24-7 media monitoring operation. it also performs other functions such as sending press releases and making youtube propaganda videos.

war room staffers tend to be heavy smokers and drinkers who party hard and have highly sarcastic senses of humor. this is a result of working long hours and the thankless nature of the job. while they are known to be very good in bed, they are also very quick to choke out other campaign staffers who impede their work.
“i can’t believe that the war room managed to email the morning newspaper clips at 5am this morning, since they were all at the bar taking shots of tequilla and getting ledgered until 3am.”

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