Warboner


arousal in response to watching or engaging in acts of war or ultimate pwnage. generally experienced during heroic/impossible feats. results in a desire to obtain more warb-n-rs no matter the material cost. can lead to warb-n-r addiction resulting in a insatiable desire to invade foreign countries…

some say that you should contact a physician if experiencing a warb-n-r lasting over 3 hours. however chuck norris has had one since birth and seems just peachy
mich-lle rodriguez or the guy who shoots tsu’tey in the final battle of avatar….both had uncomfortably big, rigid, veiny, warb-n-rs

george bush invaded afghanistan and acquired wba (warb-n-r addiciton) leading to a huge -ss deficit as he sold our young men and women to score a bigger warb-n-r
the process of an erection due to being aroused by machine gun fire, explosions, jet engines and large amounts of blood and gore.
as i was m-ssacring my opponents in cod i earned a chopper gunner and the sound of the chain and the propeller meshing together fueled my raging war b-n-r

dude i noticed in the middle of apocalypse now you had a total war b-n-r!

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