wardophile
the act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, ward. in the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. she was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. they now live happily with their 7 children in vancouver.
“my g-d, she is such a wardophile, she hasn’t stopped drooling ever since he got here”
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