Wardrobitch
a member of a wardrobe dept..
i will be stalked by groupies and cheap acquaintances wanting p-sses and free tickets,
my production manager is always an -sshole.
i see crazy sh-t in dressing rooms and backstages.
if i tell anyone i will be fired.
i am frequently asked to find drugs, hide drugs, and do drugs…at times making my job very hazardous :p
i will have a myriad of objects thrown at me and will exact revenge by putting itching powder in the crotches and armits of their gear.
i will recieve an extra large crew shirt, most likely in canary yellow or babysh-t green, as a reward for my suffering.
i am but a wardrob-tch.
i will never see the show.
thousands of people see if i screw up
or else, will never know.
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