Warekat


on the fifteenth and sixteenth day of each month, a person changes into a warekat; a stiletto-wearing transvest-te cat that looks like the lead singer of poison, who is always inconveniently high to the point of eating 17 twinkies and/or 1 human.
holy sh-t, that guy’s a warekat!

guy 1: i was such a warekat last night. i could have eaten 17 twinkies.

guy 2: i ate a human! holy sh-t, my cereal!

(high-five, rawr!)

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