Wargasm

the act of literally -rg-sming whenever you hear patrick warburton s voice.
hey, dude, did you know patrick warburton was in behaving badly? yeah man, i wargasmed as soon as i noticed!
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wargasm… the result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) s-x.
jordan: “man that 9 month deployment to the stan was rough!”

zach: “yeah? what was the worst part?”

jordan: “to be honest probabley not having s-x… but dont worry i took care of that last night… destroyed mary jane rotten crotch ”

zach: “that good huh?”

jordan: “yeah it was quick… but i had a real good wargasm, don’t think she’ll be walking for a while!”
the feeling of testostrone mixing with sadism and a mental -rg-sm, generally does not leave lovestains in your jeans.
this can happen when holding a wicked sword built for actual use, caressing a b-tchin’ gun, or any weapon for that matter.
it can happen after oblitorating a target/enemy with a vicious attack that completely rocks the room.
you may have a wargasm after witnessing sheer bad-ss combat, such as watching 300, the best of ufc, ect.
on another note, a wargasm also occurs during these things if said thing lasts long enough for the body to fully process and fully grip how much f-cking damage that sorry b-st-rd just took!!! (veins popping out of temples with relish and emphasis)
-i think i just had a wargasm and it was beautiful.

-“i think im about to have a wargasm, someone get a mop and bucket!” (whooosh!!!) “haaaaaa….” -twitch, twitch-

-this sword just gave me a woody, and then i had a wargasm, its as wargasmic as that paintball gun i saw last night…

-duuude!!! that point blank shotgun to the mouth out of nowhere just gave me a wargasm!!! f-ck that was nice!

-300 gives me multiple wargasms, that guy is a f-ckin bad-ss, it redefined warrior for me!

-did you see that fight last night? it was wargasmic!

-waaaaa!! haaa! did you!?! aaaaaah! i think im gonna…(falls down convulsing as wet spot appears near crotch.)
n. 1 the climax of gaming excitement, either fps or rts, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 2 the climax of combat excitement often felt by military personnel around the world, especially if they are on the winning side, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain. 3 the climax of cinematic excitement, characterised by intensely pleasurable sensations centred in the brain after having watched a war film or films. v. have a wargasm.
-origin c20: from brit.
“i had a right wargasm after finally completing the game in single player mode.”

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“…..so i let rip with a full mag’ into his chest and he just spun around and fell right over the balcony. it took a week to get over that wargasm.”

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“i had a total wargasm last night, after watching ‘saving private ryan’ and ‘band of brothers’ back to back”
the ecstatic rush of adrenaline and testosterone experienced by warmongers, militarists, and belligerists at the beginning of a long-antic-p-ted armed conflict.
“if israel attacks iran, john bolton will have such a wargasm that his head might explode.”
what president george w. bush has when he thinks about bombing another country in the middle east.
president bush had a wargasm when he thought about bombing iran to find oi…er, eliminate weapons of m-ss destruction.
a term used by war video game players, particularly call of duty and battlefield nerds. a ‘wargasm’ is supposedly an -rg-smic sensation felt when a player goes on a rampage or killing spree. nerds claim to shout or scream when they get ‘wargasms’ and they also claim that the sensation enables them to get multiple kills in a short time.
nerd #1: “i just got 5 kills!”
nerd #2: “wow! did you get a wargasm?”
nerd #1: “yeah i just got a really long wargasm!”
the extreme pleasure that players of world of warcraft experience after raids or gaining levels or equiptment. often, wargasms can seem irrelivant to non-players of the game.
guy 1 – zomg, i got my dwarf to level 60 last night!
guy 2 – calm down mate don’t have a wargasm about it!