Warm Jar of Mayonnaise
when a v-g-n- is so loose you can’t feel anything just warm moistness. like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your p-n-s inside.
rick: hey you hit that chick last night?
mike: yea….
rick: how was it? i bet she was tight.
mike: man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.
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