warming up the car
leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to “warm up the car” but are really engaging in some sort of s-xual activity with them. much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.
boy whispers to girlfriend: “hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?”
girlfriend whispers back: “i thought you’d never ask.”
“hey we’ll be back in a few minutes, it’s cold outside so we’re gonna warm up the car.”
a couple leaves to ‘warm up the car’, and one person says to the rest of the group: “wait, why are they warming up the car? it’s the middle of summer!”
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