warning tissue
these are facial tissues that are differently colored from the box’s primary supply. they are located towards the end of the tissue box’s lifespan. these serve as a warning to all users that the box’s supply will soon run out and that it’s time to purchase a new box of tissues.
“dude, the next tissue isn’t the same color!”
“yeah, that’s the warning tissue, you better get a new box! this one’s almost out.”
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