warrenwashyourdishes
the act of washing your dishes. not.
warren: yeah, i’ll wash those dishes later.
later that day…
me: why are the dishes piled up in the sink?
you: i said, warrenwashyourdishes.
me: you said warrenwashyourdishes? you know he won’t do it.
you: oh. yeah.
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