warrior mode
warrior mode: (adjective) when a man is working out, fighting, playing sports, etc, and his p-n-s shrinks. this is a product of evolution because when men would fight in the beginning of time, there male genitalia would shrink so as to be a smaller target.
“yo garret, why is your p-n-s so minuscule right now?” “oh dude, i just got done with a jousting match and my body is still in warrior mode!”
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