wart


warts are tiny calaces in your hands and feet that sometimes are viral and can spread to legs, arms, and face. the only way to kill them is by freezing them which can be painful depending on the skin area. when you freeze them they turn into a nasty dark blue and purple color and it will take a week to heal.
oh man i gotta freeze them yay!!

shows friends “i got some warts burned off”

shrieks “eew are you a witch??”

shrugs “apparently”
someone or something that you want to get rid off but really can’t.
this someone or something is so annoying that it drives you crazy but still you’ve gotten attached to it and you can’t live without it.
on one hand there’s something about her that makes me want to spend all my time with her but on the other hand i know it’s not the best thing for me. she’s a real wart.
the thing that just fell off my toe that bleeds and hurts when you b-mp it against the table leg.
i have a bl–dy scab where my wart was
an acronym for “watermelon -ss ripping t-rd”, describing a large p–p that felt like it ripped your -ss on the way out.
upon rising from the toilet, biff shouted “hey guys! i just had a watermelon -ss ripping t-rd! it was a wart!”
what happens when you go to vegas .
man 1) have fun in vegas ?
man 2) h-ll naw some drunk stripper gave me warts !
man 3) daaaaamnnnn sucks to be you .
a journalistic tool primarily used in a profile piece. the wart adds human flaws and characteristics to the story, so the piece doesn’t come off as being unbiased and promotional. this will show the person’s shortcomings. warts could address serious concerns, or add a sense of humor to the piece.
use the person’s criminal record as a way to add a wart to the story.
a crude semi acronym meaning “where are the sl-ts”
you should come out friday night bro, its gonna be a typical warts night.
a flaw or imperfection
the single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked.

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