warwick

second largest city in rhode island but home to the most real hood g’s you will ever meet. we may not look like much but take a group of us warwick folk to a party with kids from another town and prepare for the beatdown. smokin blunts, drinkin beers, intercourse with m-ss amounts of females and causing mischief is all there is to do in this town so come here if you wanna get beat up, have your girl taken, or smoked out loc’d out.
exeter kid: “yo f-ck all you warwick queers”

group of 15: “what motha f-cka! f-ck you! boom! bang! bow! yeah warwick runs sh-t b-tches!”
warwick is a small little town in the middle of nowhere ny. kids enjoy themselves by drinking and doing drugs at any possible time they can. all the gym teachers are lesbians. there are farms,cows,& shoprites everywhere.the hangout in warwick is the burger king and cafe a la mode(woot!) half of the teen population works at mascars (an apple orchard). all of the jersey and city people pick our apples. the high school is filled with hollister,abercrombie bimbos who dont understand what your saying becuase of the weed they just smoked a minute ago. in winter they go to have fun at mount peter!!!

bob: what did you do this weekend in warwick??!?!

lucy: i went to mount peter!!

bob: really!!!omg

lucy: and im going there tomorrow, and the next day and the next day and the next day!

both: yaayyyyy!
to call someone a warwick tells them they’re a gentleman, gorgeously shy, genuine, intriguing. values a good beer with mates, likes to be organized. a solid bloke to talk to, when given the time. the workings in the mind of a warwick may appear simple, but are indeed much more complex. great in the sack.
“d-mn it george! i wish you could be more warwick sometimes.”
the most boring place on earth
where do you live?

warwick

sorry
german b-ss guitar company. warwicks use exotic woods, typically without finish, and unusual designs to achieve a more growling tone. prices range from about $1,000 to over $10,000 for more limited release models. also has a line of cheaper, lesser quality b-sses called “rockb-ss.”
a warwick streamer stage ii will run you about $4800 for a 4 string model, whereas a corvette standard will only cost about $1200.
the second largest city in rhode island. it doesnt have much to do if your not from here. but if you are you’re able to find out all the places to chill. if you’re from here you probably know all the highschool’s. pilgrim’ toll gate. vets. and hendriken. also home to oakland beach. it used to be a really nice tourist spot but not anymore. but it is still a good place to hangout and stuff. anyone from warwick knows that the only skatepark in at micky stevens, and warwick cops are idiots. its isnt that bad of a place, but providence is much more exciting
man 1: where are you from?
man 2: im from warwick
man 1: that must suck
man 2: suck my b-lls no it doesnt
man 2: where are you from?
man 1: east greenwhich
man 2: that richboy whitearea full of “preps” and wanna be gangtas?
man 1: screw you im going home -gets into his dad’s corvette-
is a place filled with people who act they are cool just because they smoke, exchange stds and screw up their face with makeup they can’t put on right, dress like wh-r-s and fight people for no reason even though they don’t know how to fight
warwick girl: what are you wearing to the carnival, i’m thinking short shorts bikini top and a jacket to seem like im not trying to hard dressing sl-tty even though i am.
providence girl: uh.. ew?

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