Wasabibotomy
that epic moment of pain induced clarity that comes when you incinerate one or both sinuses but eating waaaaayyyy too much wasabi. that lancing, searing level of pain that make it feel like you just had a hot poker jammed into your frontal lobe, makes you cry and in extreme cases may cause a momentary lapse into turret’s like symptoms of facial ticks and random swearing.
while sitting at sushi bar, i accidentally gave myself a wasabibotomy and had to apologize to the staff and parents for crying like a girl and cursing like a sailor.
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