wash and wank
to pleasure yourself in the shower. it’s convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.
friend: hey you wanna go to taco bell?
me: sorry, i gotta do the ol’ wash and w-nk
friend: can i join?
me: yee
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