Wash Your Possum


an insult accidently created during a drunken bout at schoolies. used when one wishes to stump or confuse the f-ck out of their verbal opponent. the beauty of the insult is it has no real meaning, it’s meaning and degree of insultation changes as per the victim.
can be used with variations of ‘f-ck’ in it.
“f-ck, go wash your possum”, “go wash your f-ckin possum”, f-ckkity f-ck f-ck-knuckle f-ck-sh-t, go wash your f-cking possum…. f-ck!”
sick as sh-t tough kid; what did u say to me poof, yeah go on say something… f-cking queer i’ll stomp your head in.

you; go wash your f-cking possum!

sick as sh-t tough kid; what? b-tch come on f-ckin say it again

you; wash your possum

sick as sh-t tough kid; -leaves to figure out whether or not you actually insulted him-

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