Washin the undercarriage
the quick shower that a man or woman will take prior to a scheduled bang session. this may be needed to remove dingleberries from the -ss, or worse odors from the tuna c-sserole. washin the undercarriage is needed but yet also a waste of time since all you’re going to do is shoot a load in that tw-t.
“before we have have s-x tonight, i’m going to be washin the undercarriage since i just worked out at the gym.” said sarah to her hot, huge d-cked husband.
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