Washing Machine
a woman whom, just like a washing machine, you can dump your load into and it wont follow you around for 6 months telling you that it loves you.
dude, she’s 16! if you hit that her and those giggly annoying -ss friends of hers will stalk you like a pack of hyenas. you need to ditch this b-tch and get yourself a washing machine.
during -n-l s-x with a woman you pee up her -ss and gyrate your hips in a circular motion whilst making a wooshing sound.
i turned her into a washing machine last night now shes cleaning sh-t up all day
giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.
miss clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.
the thing that washes ur clothes!
yo this washing machine is broken look at them suds!
when someone’s tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral s-x on a woman.
oh my god, he was a washing machine, i had to fake it to make him stop!
a bird whose so loose that u have to perform a circular motion to touch the sides
d-mn shes had so much in her shes a washing machine
a term when performing oral s-x on a dude, the other person will use soap as lube and roll his b-lls around in his/her mouth.
dude 1: “man, last night was great, she gave me a washing machine.”
dude 2: “oh really, what kind of soap did she use, i find dawn to work the best!”
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