WASM


often considered a replacement of lol, wasm or wasm is an abbreviation of “wetting and sh-tting myself”.

wasm is used when one requires a quick and effective way to show amus-m-nt in a given situation.
did you see that blonde just fall on her face?
i know dude, major wasm!

woah i just wasm’d!

blood stop, yo’ll make me wasm!
a white anglo saxon muslim; a british or australian man living in indonesia or malasia converting to islam for marriage and a little something something
j smith is a wasm
a banana (yellow bendy fruit, leave the skin on for anything other than eating)
p-ss me that wasm or i will have to staple you

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    to completly ruin something, or to take a funny joke too far so it isnt funny anymore. guy1: (funny joke) guy2: (says something so dumb, n-body wants to be affiliated with the joke) everyone: (sighs in unison, then scream in unison) “w-sserman!!”

  • wassuppie

    greeting, question. something you can say to someone when you haven’t seen them for a few hours or more. person 1- hey mang, w-ssuppie? person 2- just lampin’. person 1- sweet t-ts peacie weese. person 2- peacy.

  • stiff spine

    a stiff spine is the act of ramming your p-n-s so far up a girl’s -ss it acts as her spine. i gave my girl a stiff spine ouch… was good for me so w/e

  • Ravalo

    jersey trash slang for ‘ravioli’ yo yo yo, my name is nick, i needs my ravalo to grow up to be a big, strong, piece of jersey trash

  • Vagamancy

    the evil little tricks women pull on men. the women that do it often are known as vagamancers. “did you see vagamancy sheila used on tom, bro?!” “sh-t yeah i did! what a vagamancer!”


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