Wassup Holmes!
the greeting taught when you take the first course of ap mexican .
in spanish 1, you’re taught “hola” or “buenos dias.”
in french 1, you’re taught “bonjour.”
in chinese 1, you’re taught “ni hao.”
in j-panese 1, you’re taught “konicheewa.”
in latin 1, you’re taught “lorem.”
in mexican 1, you’re taught “orale!”
after experience, in the rigorous course of ap mexican, you’re taught “w-ssup holmes.”
professora maria: pablo, how doo you saye the word “h-llo” in dees cl-sse’s langwage?
pablo: w-ssup holmes!
a month later…
pablo: mommy, papi, look what i got in ap mexican!
mommy and papi: oh, pablo, we’re so proud of that a minus!
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