Waste-basket
the age-old way to “waste” time at the office where you take a piece of paper, “ball” it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. this is more significant than it seems. this almost ritualistic american pastime can be used to:
1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss -ssigned to you
2. -ssert your dominance in the part of the office you work
3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper
i’m pretty sure this is the inspiration for “cuponk”
todd: -crumples random piece of paper- “oh! and todd charges down the lane! he’s the only hope for the team! they’re all counting on him! 3… 2… 1… -shoots-…. -misses-…. no one saw that but me…”
dan: “nah dude, i saw you miss your waste-basket… michael jordan would be ashamed.
also known as prudent wastebasket.
the act of stomping on a girl’s foot and -j-c-l-t-ng in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn’t want c-m in her mouth during felatio so a guy stomps on her foot like the pedal of a wastebasket to open it, and he makes a basket while her mouth is open to scream in pain.
jill took my d-ck out of her mouth when i was about to c-m, so i gave her a wastebasket.
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