Wasted Wankertunnity
where one does not engage in m-st-rb-t–n because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. however the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have w-nked in the aforementioned time frame.
dude 1: “man i could have m-st-rb-t-d last night, but i thought my parents would get home. but then they took 2 hours longer than i thought!”
dude 2: “what a wasted w-nkertunnity brah!”
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