wasturbate
when you get wasted and then m-st-rb-t- because you are either bored, h-rny, or have no friends (and probably all three)
co-worker: “man, last night was such a blast… me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m.”
you: “yeah, i just stayed at home and wasturbated all night”
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