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1.) to have s-x with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.

2.) a euphemism for having s-x in general.

originates from a line from the bloodhound gang song, the bad touch: “and we’ll do it doggie-style so we can both watch x-files.”
some girl: hey, wanna watch x-files?
some guy: but x-files has been off the air for…oh. yes. let’s watch x-files.

some dude: there’s nothing on tv. let’s watch x-files.
some other dude: agreed.

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