Watching Trash Cans Dry
it’s like watching paint dry, but smells like -ss usually. also beware of abbundance of free time.
boss: what did you get done?
worker: it was like watching trash cans dry?
boss: what?
worker: you know what i mean.
boss: they are still wet though.
worker: exactly that’s why i’ve been smoking for the last 5 hours i don’t know why they take so long.
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