water balloons

the s-xual act of a male inserting his p-n-s into the -n-l cavity of another individual and when p-n-s has fully penetrated the recieving -n-l cavity, the male begins to urinate and continues until relieved.
after an entertaining movie and pleasant dinner, jim asks kendra if she is interested in coming back to his apartment. kendra hesitates at first but then jim quietly whispers, “i’ll give you the meanest, hottest, and longest water balloon you’ve ever had.” kendra quickly agreed.
a secret codeword for condoms, used in times when the word condom is not suitable for use. such as in the company.
john: hey, you got the ‘waterballoons’.
matt: oh yeah!
overly jigily br–sts
those water balloons are going crazy
while having a hot docking session, you have the other guy pee inside your p-n-s and then undock, you then quickly pinch your foreskin in order to make your p-n-s look like a waterballoon.
while marcel and i were docked, marcel had to pee, and he wanted to undock, so i said hey foob just waterballoon me.
you’re f-cking a girl with a condom, when you blow your wad in it take it off and smack her with it. thus p-ssing her off but giving yourself a very good laugh.
oh my god i got brittany with a water balloon last night.
when someone urinates in your b-tt during s-x.
i’m going to water balloon that chick later. a nice warm stream right in her b-tt.
(correct definition) when a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your d-ck. you then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mof-ckin water balloon. hilarity ensues.
i water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn’t speaking to me but i don’t give a sh-t because i water ballooned her.

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