Water Boarded
when girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her v-g-n-l fluid on your face whilst being drop smeared
“dude what happened to your face?!”
“i almost drowned earlier, this girl water boarded me.”
when you’re on the bottom in a 69 position with your woman and she pees on you…….filling up you entire nasal sinuses.
dude, my girl came so hard last night that she waterboarded me. i felt like khalid sheikh mohammed.
when you are eating out a woman and she squirts in your mouth or on your face.
i was eating out this girl last night and she water boarded me! that is my type of interrogation.
taking a woman from behind in the shower while her head is under the flow of water, when you are close to -j-c-l-t–n, pull her hair back swiftly so her head tilts back and her mouth opens. this will give her the impression of drowing, which will cause convulsions. which will cause her v-g-n-l, or -n-l, muscles to contract giving you more please and a sustained -rg-sm.
she was in the shower, so i nipped in, slipped in for an easy pink and on me vinegar stroke i waterboarded that b-tch!
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