water-breaker
when u take a truly great dump, and when you get up to wipe your -ss you notice that the pile is so big the top is higher than the water in the bowl, like an island ‘breaking’ above the water.
he: “man, i ate so much thanksgiving dinner yesterday i woke up at dawn and had me a righteous waterbreaker.”
she: “i hope you flushed.”
he: (proudly) “twice!”
a p-n-s so long and large as to elicit the fear of uterus penetration, even in non-pregnant women.
she’s too pet-te to sleep with you and your water-breaker. that girl wouldn’t walk right for a week!
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