Water Closet
what weirdos back east and in england call the bathroom. wc for short.
danny: hey teach can i use the wc?
teacher: what the f-ck?
danny: the water closet.
teacher: what the f-ck??
danny: the restroom sir.
teacher: no, go back to new jersey.
danny: i’m from merry old england sir.
teacher: well you can take your merry old dumb in f-cking jersey kid, now get the f-ck out.
when a dude is having s-x and achieves -rg-sm while at the same time having a third person grab his scr-t-m and pull down enthusiastically.
tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. tim was all p-ssed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy patrick helped out too. tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
Read Also:
- God's Clowns
another term for mentally people. i saw a busload of g-d’s clowns on the way to their special olympics tryouts. just seeing them is enough to remind us of g-d’s sense of humor.
- get it right terio
when someone is corrected for doing something wrong. another person joins in to mess with them. roger: you know the bulls won joe: no the tigers won dez: get it right terio
- Get it up ya
a way of telling someone to get a d-ck up there -ss. also another way of saying “bullsh-t”. dude 1: i had a mad time last night f-cking your sister. dude 2: oh, get it up ya!! a term in which you use to encourage another to go out to the pub or club etc. […]
- giant cheese toco
the infection of a women’s v-g-n- that makes it very sullen and puss comes out and stuff that makes it look like cheese is coming out oh my g-d dude you banged sally. she has done it so much that she probably has a giant cheese toco
- success boner
an erection that occurs as a result of achieving some personal or professional successes. today i was offered a promotion at work. totally walked out of the office with a raging success b-n-r.