Water Monster
the act of having intercourse in a pool or lake and when finished drowning the partner for fun
alex- what did u do last night?
jack- water monstered this prost-tute in wyoming.
alex- your a sick man!
christi- ughhh last night was so lame!
laura- why?
christi- jack thought it would be funny to water monster me but he decieded not too after i almost died.
laura- what a jerk!
christi- but its ok i seduced him into some sloppy seconds and water monstered that -sshole myself
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