water noodles


bad storm, or the potential path of a large storm. this term comes from how the news tries to predict the path of a hurricane, tropical depression, tropical storm, etc. when watching the weather the forcast shows projections in different colors resembling the toy “water noodles” used in the pool. as a result, bad storms are dubbed water noodles.
man, there are water noodles all over town today. i am going to stay in and watch a movie instead of going outside.
a p-n-s with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.
tim’s water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.

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