Water Polo

the most physically and mentally challenging sport on earth. constant swimming keeps the body in great shape while the speed of the game itself trains reflexes and quick thinking. water polo in essence takes the most difficult aspects of soccer and football and puts them together in a 30 meter pool. the synergy of the physical and mental aspects of water polo creates one of the most pure and true sports in the world.
dont like water polo? thats ok, only true athletes can appreciate a real sport.

water polo
the best sport in the world. consisting of seven players per team. played like soccer/football in the water using only one hand at a time to handle the ball. points recorded in scoring of a goal. played in a 30 meter pool, 4 quarters with a duration of 7 minutes per quarter. ball is the size of a volleyball and yellow. also referred to as h20 polo. first olympic team sport.
no i don’t swim, i play water polo. and yes we have to wear speedos.
water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. a water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). the players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. the object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. there are rules… when your on the surface of the water(which isn’t often).under the surface anything goes. trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. “survival of the fitest” and just for the record, we are not swimmers.
easy right? lets see you try.
the coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. good fun

water polo is a mix between swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.

….and there are no horses…
jimmy: “water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?”
greg: “…shut up jimmy…”
the best sport is the whole god d-mn world, with the fittest athletes around! played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. sound easy? it’s the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.it is alot better and harder than football.
water polo players would kick football players -ss.
the craziest and best sport on earth. it’s a cross between rugby, soccer, basketball, and wrestling. play centers around the 2m man with the rest of the field players forming an arch around him. athletes are extremely well conditioned. goals are rare (games rarely get above 10 goals) most of the time is spent fighting below water and sprinting up and down the pool. r-t-rd red-necks call it gay because you have to wear speedos (everything else creates too much drag or is too easy to get a hold of) but if you’re comfortable with your s-xuality it shouldn’t bother you.
p.s. we get the most p-ssy too
1: i can swim fast, so water polo should be easy
2: that’s what you think
the hardest and best sport in the world.

period.

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if water polo was easy, it would be called football.

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