water polo gods
g-ds that all water polo players worship when in trouble at games. this is a subst-tution for god if you aren’t catholic.
tes- g-d that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.
eilaog- g-d that all goalies worship when getting scored on
sreylap dleif- g-d that all field players worship when they can’t stick with their man or keep up with him.
hcneb on- g-d that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble
hunu hokku- g-d that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.
we were down by 4 at our water polo game when i was playing feild so i prayed to the water polo gods, sreylap dleif, and we ended up scoring 5 more goals by 3rd quarter
hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.
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