Watering the Petunias
when a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of s-xual stimuli. not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one’s desires.
gentleman 1: good day to you, sir. you look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?
gentleman 2: indeed i am, but after 9:30 i retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.
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