Watermelon Blindness
noun: when you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not “see” it until several months later when it’s dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. this could also be called watermelon amnesia.
tina: whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
amy: i finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. it’s a shame i had to pitch it.
tina: wow! sounds like you have watermelon blindness!
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